I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like “sorry I can’t help it I’m a scorpio”. No Susan you’re just a bitch.
Me: I’m in your city!
My crush: Aww have fun…
Me: *showing my friend a K-pop group*
Friend: Wow! who are they?
Me: I bet this question won’t be in the exam
Someone: Let’s hang out this weekend!
Me: YES!! omg!
My insecurities, my anxiety and my empty wallet:
Me @ my body: Perhaps… Since it’s summer… You could sleep without the blanket?
Me: I’m a confident driver
Friend: You almost just ran someone over